Kyle Madigan
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Kyle Ulysses Madigan
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Continuity Parasite Eve 2
Age 30
Species Douchecanoe
Hair Color lol Nomura
Eye Color CHOCOLATE ORBS
District Northern District
Journal biggestdouche
Player Lise
Voiced By John Hamm
Theme Song OH PEEENIIIISSS Poke On
Rifles by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

"And you were playing dumb!"
"Nay! So entranced by your beauty I was, that… Well… heh…"
"Smart-ass! I want you topside, resting! It's my fight from here on."
"I was being serious… Ouch…"

History

HE'S FROM TEXAS AND CLAIMS HE IS A P.I. FROM LOS ANGELES. HE MEETS AYA BREA, IMMEDIATELY HAS A CRUSH ON HER. AT SOME POINT, HE TELLS AYA TO KILL EVE BUT AYA SAYS "NO" THEN SAVES THEM FROM THE NMC'S. HE THEN TEAMS UP WITH THE EVIL GUY WHO KIDNAPPED EVE AND SHOOTS AYA, BUT THEN SHOOTS NO. 9 IN THE FACE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE WHICH SIDE WAS BETTER (CLEARLY THE ONE WITH THE HOT BLONDE). HE THEN PROCEEDS TO GET HIS LEG BLOWN OFF, DISAPPEARS, AND COMES BACK A YEAR LATER WHEN AYA AND EVE ARE BEING ALL ~*BONDING*~ AND ~*CUTE*~ AND AYA TOOK A VACATION TO GO TO THE NATURE MUSEUM AND KYLE WAS LIKE HEY BITCH. THE END.

Personality

KYLE DOUCHE CHILLLLLL U. MADIGAN

THAT SON OF A BITCH

Abilities

SWEET LADY
I LOVE YOUR BODY
YOU MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL DOWN INSIDE

BUT I'VE GOT. TO. TELL YOU.
I DON'T THINK MY CHUNK POUNDS WILL COME RIGHT OFF.

WELL THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY.
I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME
THANK YOU
I LOVE YOU SIR.

GET A POKE ON
A POKE ON
GET YOUR POKEY RIGHT ON MY RIDE.

I WANNA POKE ON
A GOOD POKE ON
I WANT A GOOD POKE ON YOUR RIDE.

LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO IN LOVE
I BET THEY'LL FRENCH KISS ALL NIGHT LONG
I WISH WE KNEW WHICH HOLE HE'S GONNA POKE HER THROUGH

LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO IN LOVE
I BET THEY'LL FRENCH KISS ALL NIGHT LONG
I WISH WE KNEW WHICH HOLE HE'S GONNA POKE HER THROUGH

TONIIIGGGHHHT
TONIIIGGGHHHT

Relationships

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